Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Basic Rules

Understand that life follows the same rules as most MMOs, I'll use the MMO I've ruined the most marriages on, WoW as an example.

  • You will be forced to team up at work with people who are fucking stupid, these are your PUGs (Pick Up Groups).
  • You will be forced to team up at work with A LOT of people who are fucking stupid and 3-5 people carrying everybody (These are your Raids).
  • Even though there are around 8 billion people playing this game we call life, you will most likely not contact more than 20 people at any given time regularly (This is your family, aka Your Guild).
  • Variety is the spice of life, but chances are you'll still always do the same shit over and over again, (Your work/school/hobbies are your Dailies, and the places you do them are your dungeons).
  • You get what you put in, but most people will try to fucking drain you and be dead weight.
Understand these simple concepts, and you will understand, even enjoy my rants.


  1. ROFL you make MMOs sound so fun man. I think I'll go cut my wrists now (after I WoW it up for 14 hours of course).