Sunday, May 22, 2011

Just remindin' ya, I'm alive.

After Valentine's, I've had some massive family aggro, and as such I've had to put hold on what already was a very short blogging "career". Rest assured that I will keep spewing my bile from now on, and that you won't miss a single moment of it.

I turned 22 yesterday, which we all know is supposed to give me +hp, mp, str, agi, etc. Now the issue remains for me to find my damn trainer to see what new skills I pick up. I've been told in about 10 or so years I get to pick up "Midlife Crisis", which I've been told is fun as hell.

And now for the part where all 2 of you get to interact :D what would you say is the best birthday gift you've ever recieved? This year has got to be in the top 3 for me, since a friend got me a vinyl copy of Queen's "A Night At The Opera". That's really all for now. Sheesh, I've got to make a damn blogging schedule, otherwise these rants are going to be very few and far between, and I'd like to give you guys a good reason to have followed me.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Valentine's Day

It's that time of the year again folks. My personally most depressing world event. Valentine's day. Not because of the being alone part. Because of people ruining it.

The Japanese, being avid MMOers, have got the mechanics right, you receive some chocolate on V-Day, then reciprocate on white day. Everyone else though does it the American way. Buy tons of shit, receive nothing. While the staples of Roses or Tulips (Thank you Delia for enlightening me on flowers) and REAL Chocolate are fine, the idea that it's all about women is wrong. It is a day to celebrate LOVE, not wizard sleeves. You guys need to get some +30 Balls and let the girl know you love her, but you expect the sentiment to be reciprocated. Otherwise it's more of a Quest with no reward than a 2-man raid.

Take your other half to a restaurant, but make your house the main event, flowers, candle lit movie, some glade air fresheners. Take her out to dance but don't dry hump each other, do a REAL dance, a dance that actually takes classes and daily practice to perfect. It may not sound like much, but I want you (if you have a partner) to try to waltz out of nowhere. You'll see that you will dance like shit because you aren't coordinated, the coordination and cooperation from dancing will definitely strengthen the bonds of your relationship. It's a 100% chance that you'll get to know your partner on a deeper level than before.

As for the ones just out for the kill (Oh you PvPers you), fuck it go for the easiest you can get away with. No need for Dinner and a Movie, McDonald's and a DVD should suffice.

All in all I hope to hear your Valentine's day stories, the best submissions will be published, email them at

Have a great Valentine's day, and may the GMs grace let you get what you want out of Life. I'll be spending my Valentine's day well accompanied.

Just kidding.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Black Cops

You guys wanted some Black Cops so here you are.

In all seriousness though, this is the only Black Ops screenshot I have. I'm now 1st Prestige level 30ish I think.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

What I do in between posts.

As I jot down outlines for stuff that makes me rage while I'm at work or outside, I also distract myself with Modern Warfare 2. There is a screenshot which I'm proud of, so I leave that here until I come up with another subject to actually talk about. Otherwise I'd just use a subject title and fill it with bunnies instead.


Wednesday, February 9, 2011


I was gonna write something about flowers, but then I realized I'm not a woman and know nothing about them. So here's a picture of a bunny instead.